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JOKES: Marriage



A woman in her fifties is at home, happily jumping unclothed on her bed and squealing with delight.

Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care what you think. I just came back from having a mammogram and the doctor said not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18-year-old."

The husband then asks, "What did he say about your 52-year-old arse?"

"Oh, he never mentioned you," she replies.