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Tired of your Job?

Sick of working 40 hours or more each week
just to feed your family?

Would you like to relax all day and still have all the
benefits of a full time job?

If you answered yes to any of these questions then you
should consider moving to

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The Welfare Country

If you qualify (and only working people don't)
you can receive the following:

FREE HOUSING
FREE UTILITIES
FREE FOOD
FREE MEDICAL SERVICES
FREE TRANSPORTATION
FREE LEGAL SERVICES

This programme is not limited to 3 or 6 months like other countries. In England you can collect for life. Some of our families have received benefits for 2 or 3 generations.

So if you would like to receive all of this without working for a living, contact the

BENEFITS AGENCY

England, the country where only suckers work

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