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JOKES: Seasonal


What would have happened if it had been the Three Wise Women instead of the Three Wise Men?

three wise women arriving
  • They would have asked directions ...
  • arrived on time ...
  • helped deliver the baby ...
  • cleaned the stable ...
  • brought practical gifts ...
  • and made a casserole

As they left, they would have said.....

three wise women leaving
  • "Did you see the sandals that Mary was wearing with that gown?"
  • "Did you see that Drummer boy, he can beat my drum anytime!"
  • "I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"
  • "And that donkey they are riding has seen better days too!"
  • "Want to bet on how long it will take before you get your casserole dish back?"
  • "That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph"
  • "Virgin, my *%@$! I knew her at school!"

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