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JOKES: For the ladies


God and Eve

"God, I have a problem."

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy."

"And why is that Eve?"

"God, I am lonely and bored, and I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, God?"

"A flawed, base creature, with many bad traits. He'll lie, cheat and be vain. He will be witless and will revel in childish things. He'll be bigger that you and will like fighting, hunting and killing things. He won't be too smart, so he will need your advice to think properly. He will have a very limited emotional capacity and will need to be trained. He will look silly when he is aroused, but since you've been complaining. I'll create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. And you most certainly will never be bored again!"

"Sounds great", says Eve, with ironically raised eyebrows, "but what's the catch, God?"

"Well... you can have him on one condition."

"And what's that God?"

"As I said, he'll be proud, arrogant and self-admiring... so you'll have to let him belive I made him first. And it will have to be our little secret. You know, woman to woman."