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JOKES: Fairytales


Nursery Rhymes

Mary had..

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides,
and every time that Mary walked
the boys could see her thighs.

She also had a little blouse,
twas old and torn to bits
and every time she wore it,
the boys could see her tits.

Mary had another skirt
twas split right up the front,
...but she didn't wear that one very often.

Simple Simon

Simple Simon met a pieman
going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pieman,
"What have you got there?"

Said the pieman to Simple Simon,
"Pies, you stupid dickhead!"

Humpty Dumpty

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the King’s horses
and all the King’s men said,
"Fuck him, he's only an egg!"

Jack and Jill

Jack and Jill
went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Jill, the dill forgot her pill
and now, there's little Frankie.

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