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JOKES: Marriage


Anniversary wish

A married couple in their early 60s were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary in a quiet romantic little restaurant.

Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table saying..

"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."

couple enjoying a romatic meal

The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

thinking about a cruise

The husband thought for a moment and then said..

"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.

sad face

So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - the husband became 92 years old.

very old man

The moral of this story is Men who are ungrateful bastard should remember that fairies are female.

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