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JOKES: Terrorism


It must be done for Great Britain

It is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and he must commit suicide if he does.

So next Sunday at 4:00 PM, all British women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighbourhood terrorists.

naked lady

Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all British women.

And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.

The British Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.