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Men & Women's English

Women's English

Yes... No

No... Yes

Maybe... No

We need... I want

I am sorry... You'll be sorry

We need to talk... You're in trouble

Sure, go ahead... You better not

Do what you want... You will pay for this later

I am not upset... Of course I am upset, you moron!



Men's English

I am hungry... I am hungry

I am sleepy... I am sleepy

I am tired... I am tired

Nice dress... Nice cleavage!

I love you... Let's have sex now

I am bored... Do you want to have sex?

May I have this dance?... I'd like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime?... I'd like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie?... I'd like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner?... I'd like to have sex with you

Those shoes don't go with that outfit... I'm gay

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