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Pakistani Earthquake

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Pakistan.

Two million Pakistanis have died and over a million are injured.

The country is totally ruined and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild.

The rest of the world is in shock.

The United States is sending troops to help.

Saudi Arabia is sending oil.

Latin American countries are sending supplies.

New Zealand is sending sheep, cattle and food crops.

The rest of the European community (except France) is sending money.

The Asian continents are sending labour to assist in rebuilding infrastructure.

Australia is sending medical teams and supplies

The Brits, not to be outdone, are sending two million replacement Pakistanis! God Bless British generosity!!!